Wednesday, 7 November 2012

The United States Election

It would have been quite interesting to have a Mormon running much of the world. Mormons are lovely people. They are white and roundish, with large snouts. They are carefree and adventurous and live in their house in Mormon Valley.

Mormon Pappa is father of the family, but boyish and adventurous. He likes to be present when something unusual happens. He is philosophical at times and likes writing his memoirs.

Mormon Mamma is the calm and efficient mother, who takes care that Mormon House is a safe place to be. She wants everyone to be happy, appreciates individuality, but settles things when someone is wronged. She always brings good food as well as whatever else may be necessary on a journey in her handbag.

But they have elected Bollocks O'Blimey instead. Probably won't make any difference.

Urgent correction

I am so sorry. I have mixed up Moomin and Mormons. The Book of Mormon was written by Joseph Smith. The Moomins and the Great Flood was written by Tove Jansson and was meant to be funny. But Bollocks O'Blimey is still president of everything, even Mormonpappa says so.

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