It would have been
quite interesting to have a Mormon running much of the world. Mormons
are lovely people. They are white and roundish, with large snouts.
They are carefree and adventurous and live in their house in Mormon
Valley.
Mormon Pappa is father
of the family, but boyish and adventurous. He likes to be present
when something unusual happens. He is philosophical at times and
likes writing his memoirs.
Mormon Mamma is the
calm and efficient mother, who takes care that Mormon House is a
safe place to be. She wants everyone to be happy, appreciates
individuality, but settles things when someone is wronged. She always
brings good food as well as whatever else may be necessary on a
journey in her handbag.
But they have elected
Bollocks O'Blimey instead. Probably won't make any difference.
Urgent correction
I
am so sorry. I have mixed up Moomin and Mormons. The
Book of Mormon was
written by Joseph Smith. The
Moomins and the Great Flood
was written by Tove Jansson and was meant to be funny. But Bollocks
O'Blimey is still president of everything, even Mormonpappa says so.
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