Man
with laptop: Excuse me, would you mind turning the sound on your
phone down or using headphones?
Man
with mobile phone: What?
Man
with laptop: I said, would you mind turning the sound on your
phone down or using headphones?
Man
with mobile phone: Why should I? What's it to you?
Man
with laptop: It's disturbing me.
Man
with mobile phone: No it isn't.
Man
with laptop: It's very loud and it's disturbing me.
Man
with a mobile phone: No it isn't. How could it be? I can hardly
hear it myself. I have turned it down as much as I am going to.
Man
with laptop: Perhaps you have damaged your hearing. Please turn
it down. It's disturbing me.
Man
with a mobile phone: It can't be. Fuck off.
Man
with a laptop: Why would I lie?
Man
with a mobile phone: Maybe you're a cunt.
Man
with a laptop: So you refuse to stop behaving antisocially?
Man
with a mobile phone: Fuck off, cunt.
Man
with a laptop: Well, it's very kind of you to share your music
with me. I'd like you to hear some of mine. I'll just point the
speaker at you so you can hear it. It's really very quiet. You'll
have to listen cartefully.
Man
with a mobile phone: Jesus Christ! You trying to deafen me?
What's that crap? That's just noise. Turn it down.
Man
with a laptop: No, Sir. Why should I? You can't hear it.
Man
with a mobile phone: Do want me to hit you?
Man
with a laptop: Grow up.
Man
with a mobile phone: Fuck off! Fuck off! {exit],
